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I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.<br /> <br /> I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2142&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2142"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2143"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2143"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">18 Jun 2005 19:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jun 2005 19:23"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2143 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2143">2226.2143</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2142" target="_self">2226.2142</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <font size="7"><b>HUZZAH!!</b></font><br /> <br /> Congratulations on shagging the missus. I can't think of a better cause for celebration! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2143&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2143"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2144"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2144"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">18 Jun 2005 19:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jun 2005 19:31"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2144 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2144">2226.2144</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2143" target="_self">2226.2143</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Fill one ball and empty two others. There's symmetry in that. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2144&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2144"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2145"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2145"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">18 Jun 2005 19:33</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jun 2005 23:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2145 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2145">2226.2145</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2142" target="_self">2226.2142</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Does Greg know of your infidelity? <span class="emoticon e_cry" title=":'-("><span class="e__">:'-(</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2145&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2145"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2146"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2146"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">18 Jun 2005 19:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jun 2005 23:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2146 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2146">2226.2146</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2142" target="_self">2226.2142</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Cracked it at last. Thank God.</p> <p> </p> <p> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <span class="emoticon e_manthorp" title="(manthorp)"><span class="e__">(manthorp)</span></span> <br /> <span 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href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2146&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2146"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2147 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2148"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2148"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">19 Jun 2005 14:43</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jun 2005 15:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2148 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2148">2226.2148</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2142" target="_self">2226.2142</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>WOooO!</p> <p> </p> <p>I'd use special delivery if I was you <span class="emoticon e_csad" title=":C"><span class="e__">:C</span></span></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2148&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2148"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2149"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2149"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">19 Jun 2005 15:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jun 2005 15:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2149 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2149">2226.2149</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2148" target="_self">2226.2148</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aye. Last time I used Securicor's guaranteed no ball-cracking service. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2149&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2149"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2150"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2150"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time">19 Jun 2005 15:30</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jun 2005 16:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2150 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2150">2226.2150</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2149" target="_self">2226.2149</a></div> <div class="message_body"> PHOTOPHOTOPHOTOPHOTO <span class="emoticon e_angry" title=":@"><span class="e__">:@</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2150&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2150"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2151"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2151"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">19 Jun 2005 15:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jun 2005 16:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2151 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2151">2226.2151</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142#a2226_2149" target="_self">2226.2149</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Make sure they don't have to go via Burley then or your balls might get pinched :o </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2151&return_msg=2226.2142" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2151"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2152" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>