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As for "scat" I'm assuming you're refering to vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice, and brought to an artistic height in 2134 by some Scott named Trigger who killed enough brain cells to only be able to communicate in this manner. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2134&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2134"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2135"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2135"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 22:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 May 2005 23:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2135 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2135">2226.2135</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2134" target="_self">2226.2134</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2135&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2135"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2136"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2136"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 22:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 May 2005 01:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2136 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2136">2226.2136</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2133" target="_self">2226.2133</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of your own accord? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2136&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2136"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2137"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2137"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">31 May 2005 01:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jun 2005 00:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2137 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2137">2226.2137</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2136" target="_self">2226.2136</a></div> <div class="message_body"> no, it was forced upon me.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2137&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2137"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2138"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2138"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Jun 2005 14:38</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2138 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2138">2226.2138</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Is this the right thread for reporting errors in Milko? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2138&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2138"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2139"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2139"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time"> 6 Jun 2005 14:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Jun 2005 14:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2139 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2139">2226.2139</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2138" target="_self">2226.2138</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Is there an error in me? I'd prefer people to just tell me face-to-face about that sort of thing, but here will suffice. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2139&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2139"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2140"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2140"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time"> 6 Jun 2005 14:45</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: milko <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Jun 2005 14:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2140 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2140">2226.2140</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2139" target="_self">2226.2139</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I was just checking for future reference. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2140&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2140"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2141"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2141"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: milko<span class="message_time"> 6 Jun 2005 14:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 6 Jun 2005 15:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2141 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2141">2226.2141</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133#a2226_2140" target="_self">2226.2140</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Fair enough.</p> <p> </p> <p>*watches out*</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2141&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2141"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2142"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2142"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">18 Jun 2005 19:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2142 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2142">2226.2142</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">2226.1</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <font face="Trebuchet MS" size="7" color="#FF0000">I HAEV FINISHED!!!</font><br /> <br /> Last night at approximately half-past nine, more than four years from taking on the commission, I completed the last roundel of the twelfth and final ball!<br /> <br /> I have five completed, unphotographed balls tucked away in my undies. I am obliged to photograph them tomorrow prior to bundling them up and sending them to the Jersey Heritage Trust on Monday.<br /> <br /> I didn't post last night as I got methodically and efficiently shitfaced, then shagged the missus. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2142&return_msg=2226.2133" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2142"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2143" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>