Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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And this is totally unfair, there is a lack of good looking guys in this city <span class="emoticon e_unsure" title=":/"><span class="e__">:/</span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2128&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2128"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2129"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2129"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">29 May 2005 21:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Ioana (JEN) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 29 May 2005 21:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2129 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2129">2226.2129</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2128" target="_self">2226.2128</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Returns to see what happened with the cracked balls. And wonders who this andy black person is. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2129&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2129"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2130"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2130"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">29 May 2005 21:39</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2005 14:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2130 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2130">2226.2130</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2129" target="_self">2226.2129</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Regarding the balls, I'm carving the last four interiors at max speed, with the aim of finishing within three weeks. And yes, I know I owe a load of photos. I'll do them all at once.</p> <p> </p> <p>Regarding Andy Black, he is a transvestite Salsa instructor who occasionally visits the forum to brag about his sexual exploits. As he has a predilection for scat, these anecdotes are best skirted over.</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 29 May 2005 22:40 by MANTHORP</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2130&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2130"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2131"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2131"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 02:23</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2005 14:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2131 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2131">2226.2131</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2129" target="_self">2226.2129</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Andy Black shits on girls. He's a bit of a ledg'.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2131&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2131"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2132"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2132"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 02:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2005 02:30"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2132 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2132">2226.2132</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2131" target="_self">2226.2131</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Andrew, have you been drinking? Lots?? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2132&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2132"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2133"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2133"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 02:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2005 08:03"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2133 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2133">2226.2133</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2132" target="_self">2226.2132</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 'rohypnol' <span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2133&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2133"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2134"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2134"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 14:41</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 30 May 2005 17:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2134 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2134">2226.2134</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2130" target="_self">2226.2130</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The internet does seem the place for photos of your balls. As for "scat" I'm assuming you're refering to vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice, and brought to an artistic height in 2134 by some Scott named Trigger who killed enough brain cells to only be able to communicate in this manner. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2134&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2134"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2135"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2135"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 22:04</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 May 2005 23:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2135 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2135">2226.2135</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2134" target="_self">2226.2134</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He also does a mean barbershop baritone, but in kitten heels. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2135&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2135"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2136"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2136"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">30 May 2005 22:55</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 31 May 2005 01:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2136 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2136">2226.2136</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2133" target="_self">2226.2133</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of your own accord? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2136&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2136"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2137"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2137"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">31 May 2005 01:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 2 Jun 2005 00:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2137 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2137">2226.2137</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2128#a2226_2136" target="_self">2226.2136</a></div> <div class="message_body"> no, it was forced upon me.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2137&return_msg=2226.2128" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2137"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2138" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>