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After a week, the development team announce that they're changing to a different physics engine.</p> <p> </p> <p>The new physics engine is called 4NDY BLK. No one knows why.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2099&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2099"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2100"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2100"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">25 Jan 2005 15:02</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Jan 2005 15:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2100 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2100">2226.2100</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2099#a2226_2099" target="_self">2226.2099</a></div> <div class="message_body"> A man enters the Asuncion town hall, clutching a bundle of documents proving his claim to the Duchy of Nukem. World reels. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2100&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2100"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2101"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2101"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">25 Jan 2005 15:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2101 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2101">2226.2101</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Last incarnation of FIFA is announced. Only white players are featured.</p> <p> </p> <p>Consequently, the game is shit.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2101&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2101"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2102"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2102"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">26 Jan 2005 01:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Jan 2005 07:47"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2102 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2102">2226.2102</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2097">2226.2097</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ah, 2097, of course. Silly me for not getting it sooner. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2102&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2102"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2103"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2103"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">26 Jan 2005 07:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 Jan 2005 13:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2103 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2103">2226.2103</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2099#a2226_2102" target="_self">2226.2102</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I was waiting for it. I've got nothing now until 2525, when, if man is still alive,<br /> and if woman can survive, they may find.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2103&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2103"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2104"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2104"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time"> 3 Mar 2005 05:38</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2104 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2104">2226.2104</a></div> <div class="message_body"> The giantly humongous village of Jaye is founded. Rappers everywhere choose this as their preferred place for their cribs. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2104&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2104"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2105"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2105"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: mmm (JAY)<span class="message_time"> 4 Mar 2005 18:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 Mar 2005 20:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2105 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2105">2226.2105</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2099#a2226_2104" target="_self">2226.2104</a></div> <div class="message_body"> / <span class="e_aww" title="(aww)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_aww" title="(aww)"><span class="e__">(aww)</span></span></span> </span>/ </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2105&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2105"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2106"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2106"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time"> 5 Mar 2005 16:18</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2106 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2106">2226.2106</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2Pac's killer is finally identified. Unfortunately, due to the 4ND8LQ.M virus which had recently appeared in the wild, his name had been replaced with Andrew Black. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2106&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2106"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2107"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2107"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: kara<span class="message_time">15 Mar 2005 02:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Mar 2005 05:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2107 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2107">2226.2107</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2099#a2226_2106" target="_self">2226.2106</a></div> <div class="message_body"> All known life in the universe is renamed Andrew Black. <br /> <br /> There, now I'm feeling at home again.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2107&return_msg=2226.2099" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2107"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2108"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2108"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">15 Mar 2005 06:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: kara <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 16 Mar 2005 03:02"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2108 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2108">2226.2108</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2099#a2226_2107" target="_self">2226.2107</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Scientists find out that the universe is actually going to collapse into one big Black hole. 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