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href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062">2226.2062</a></div> <div class="message_body"> An invisible star is seen. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2062&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2062"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2063 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2064"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2064"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">22 Jan 2005 13:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 23 Jan 2005 15:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2064 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2064">2226.2064</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2063" target="_self">2226.2063</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Humfrey thrown into Debtor's Gaol in lieu of unobservance-tax arrears centring around the Rendle-died-twenty-posts-ago-gate Scandal.</p> <p> </p> <p>Andy Black renamed 'Mark Rendle' in memoriam.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2064&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2064"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2065"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2065"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: koswix<span class="message_time">23 Jan 2005 23:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2065 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2065">2226.2065</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2064" target="_self">2226.2064</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Unilever finaly work out how to make Pot Noodle taste nice. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2065&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2065"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2066"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2066"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Joe (ADAMSMITH)<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 04:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2066 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2066">2226.2066</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2065" target="_self">2226.2065</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I cracked my car up tonight. Lesson OTD: After a blizzard dumps 2 feet in your area, drive in the middle lane of a three lane highway even if the highway is nice and clear. You may be tempted to drive in the fast (3rd land) to pass a tractor trailor but don't because you could end up like me: Very, very lucky but with one smashed up car. I was in the 3rd lane -- knowing that the lane was smaller due to snow on the side I was looking to move to the middle lane -- hit a huge block of fallen snow lost control of the car, veered from the 3rd to the 1st lane, hit the underbelly of a trailor part of a tractor-trailor at 50 MPH, then start spinning uncontrolablely and have no f*cking clue where you are going, go into the middle dip between the East and West bound lanes and smash into a tree. As I lost control and saw I was going to hit the underbelly of the trailor I thought, "This is it. Oh my God, I am going to die." However, the only harm I sustained was a slight bump on the head when the car it the tree but the 2 feet of snow in the median was already slowing it down, so essentially I suffered no harm. My glasses came flying off and I lost the eye pads but they can be replaced. The nice, newish (to me) car suffered great damage and my insurance will raise but that is life (which I am glad I still have).</p> <p> </p> <p>Not checked for spelling or grammar but I am going to bed to rest, so Oh well!</p></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2066&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2066"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2067"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2067"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 06:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Joe (ADAMSMITH) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Jan 2005 12:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2067 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2067">2226.2067</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2066" target="_self">2226.2066</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>You ruined the thread with that shit story.</p> <p> </p> <p>(Hope you're okay mate)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2067&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2067"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2068"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2068"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 07:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Joe (ADAMSMITH) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Jan 2005 12:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2068 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2068">2226.2068</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2066" target="_self">2226.2066</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Proof that Americans can't drive <i>or</i> post on-topic. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2068&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2068"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2069"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2069"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 08:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Jan 2005 09:21"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2069 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2069">2226.2069</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2068" target="_self">2226.2068</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Are you /seriously/ suggesting that extrapolation of the lives of Teh possie into putative futures was <i>on</i> topic? Come to think of it, what was this thread about? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2069&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2069"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2070"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2070"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 08:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Jan 2005 08:52"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2070 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2070">2226.2070</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2069" target="_self">2226.2069</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Why, Steve, I do believe it was about an embarrassing failure of yours.</p> <p> </p> <p> <span class="e_moustache" title=":{)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_moustache" title=":{)"><span class="e__">:{)</span></span></span> </span></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2070&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2070"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2071"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2071"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">24 Jan 2005 08:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 24 Jan 2005 16:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2071 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2071">2226.2071</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2062#a2226_2070" target="_self">2226.2070</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="e_moustache" title=":{)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_moustache" title=":{)"><span class="e__">:{)</span></span></span> </span> <span class="e_crying" title=":-(("><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_crying" title=":-(("><span class="e__">:-((</span></span></span> </span>Perhaps you should create a cracked ball emote for use in denoting an extreme fuckup. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2071&return_msg=2226.2062" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2071"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2072" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>