Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.2040"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2021">2021–2030</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2031">2031–2040</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2041">2041–2050</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2051">2051–2060</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.2040">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_2040_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_2040"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2040"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 17:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 17:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2040 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040">2226.2040</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2039">2226.2039</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Five years after the death of its lazy Pope-accompanying creator, the UntitledDocument.co.uk domain finally expires and the content is lost forever. Allowing Gregory to steal all of it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2040&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2040"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2041 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2042"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2042"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 17:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 17:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2042 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2042">2226.2042</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040#a2226_2041" target="_self">2226.2041</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I love you, Gregory. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2042&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2042"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2043"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2043"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 17:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2043 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2043">2226.2043</a></div> <div class="message_body"> My driving licence expires. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2043&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2043"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2044 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2045"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2045"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 18:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 18:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2045 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2045">2226.2045</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040#a2226_2044" target="_self">2226.2044</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Gregipoos, please could you edit 2041 to include my demise as per my tattoo? I'd be most grateful. <div class="edit_text">EDITED: 31 Aug 2005 06:16 by MANTHORP</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2045&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2045"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.2046 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_2047"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2047"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 18:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2047 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2047">2226.2047</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Trig finally gets a job. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2047&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2047"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2048"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2048"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 18:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2048 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2048">2226.2048</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Trig loses his job, as the monkey finally returns to the zoo. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2048&return_msg=2226.2040" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2048"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2049"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2049"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 20:25</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 20 Jan 2005 03:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2049 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2049">2226.2049</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2040#a2226_2048" target="_self">2226.2048</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Ba'athist leader George Galloway sweeps to victory in the Paraguay General Election. 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