Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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Nothing comes of it, though. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2026&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2026"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2027"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2027"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2027 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2027">2226.2027</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2026" target="_self">2226.2026</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paraplegics get up in stumps about the fact no one has named a country after them. No one notices. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2027&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2027"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2028"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2028"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2028 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2028">2226.2028</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2027" target="_self">2226.2027</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paratroopers are sent to fight the paraplegics on the previously neutral grounds of Paraguay, and are defeated as the parakeets decide to ally with the paraplegics to form the Paralliance. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2028&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2028"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2029"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2029"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2029 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2029">2226.2029</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2028" target="_self">2226.2028</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Deriviative humorous posts about words which start with "para" are outlawed. Violators are punished by stoning. The giant space ark finally launches and heads for Alpha Centauri; The Romans win with 110%.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 19 Jan 2005 13:42 by RENDLE</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2029&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2029"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2030"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2030"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2030 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2030">2226.2030</a></div> <div class="message_body"> A thread on Teh Forum reaches 1,000,000 posts in length.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> It is renamed The Andy Black thread, for no obvious reason.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2030&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2030"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2031"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2031"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 13:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 17:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2031 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2031">2226.2031</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2029" target="_self">2226.2029</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Peter Kay elected Pope. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2031&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2031"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2032"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2032"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 13:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2032 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2032">2226.2032</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2031" target="_self">2226.2031</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2032, Manthorp completes his balls commission. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2032&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2032"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2033"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2033"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Matt<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 13:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2033 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2033">2226.2033</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Version 0.6 of Project BeehiveForums is released to the public. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2033&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2033"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2034"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2034"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 14:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Sulkpot <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:08"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2034 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2034">2226.2034</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2031" target="_self">2226.2031</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Pope Peter is voted funniest human being of all time. He extends the hand of friendship to a bitter and twisted down-and-out ex-rival, Mark Rendle, who humbly accepts his charity and becomes the Papal Bumlove. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2034&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2034"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2035"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2035"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 14:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 17:52"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2035 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2035">2226.2035</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026#a2226_2034" target="_self">2226.2034</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove are assassinated by Kenny Johnson who has been known as "The Second Funniest Man in Paraguay" since that whole business with the meteors and Andy Black and the Space Arc and the Yates's Wine Lodge.</p> <p> </p> <p>A new band, "Pope Peter and his Papal Bumlove" explode onto the scene with a groundbreaking new retro-retro-nu-retro-nu-prog sound.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2035&return_msg=2226.2026" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2035"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2036" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>