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href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020">2226.2020</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Titan is renamed Andy Black 2, in memorial.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2020&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2020"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2021"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2021"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:40</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2021 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2021">2226.2021</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2020" target="_self">2226.2020</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Work on the giant space ark is slower than people had hoped. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2021&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2021"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2022"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2022"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:50</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2022 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2022">2226.2022</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2021" target="_self">2226.2021</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paraguay, which had buggered off again just before the whole business with the meteor and the pole reversal and Yellowstone and the nanites, reappears and is startled by all the changes. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2022&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2022"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2023"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2023"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2023 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2023">2226.2023</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Osama Bin Laden is finally found, trying to order a Big Mac meal in Paraguay.</p> <p> </p> <p>No one cares any more, since the US doesn't exist.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2023&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2023"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image 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target="_self">2226.2024</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Andy Black 3 renames itself Paraguay <span class="e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2025&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2025"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2026"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2026"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: patch<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 13:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2026 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2026">2226.2026</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2025" target="_self">2226.2025</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Parakeets, unsure whether they have been named after a country or not, decide that they've had enough and form a political party dedicated to fighting the war against television. Nothing comes of it, though. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2026&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2026"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2027"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2027"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: patch <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:40"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2027 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2027">2226.2027</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2026" target="_self">2226.2026</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paraplegics get up in stumps about the fact no one has named a country after them. No one notices. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2027&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2027"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2028"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2028"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Serg (NUKKLEAR)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:36</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 14:38"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2028 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2028">2226.2028</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2027" target="_self">2226.2027</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Paratroopers are sent to fight the paraplegics on the previously neutral grounds of Paraguay, and are defeated as the parakeets decide to ally with the paraplegics to form the Paralliance. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2028&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2028"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2029"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2029"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 12:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Serg (NUKKLEAR) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 12:48"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2029 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2029">2226.2029</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020#a2226_2028" target="_self">2226.2028</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Deriviative humorous posts about words which start with "para" are outlawed. Violators are punished by stoning. The giant space ark finally launches and heads for Alpha Centauri; The Romans win with 110%.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 19 Jan 2005 13:42 by RENDLE</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2029&return_msg=2226.2020" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2029"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2030" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>