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Possibly. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2013&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2013"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2014"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2014"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 09:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2014 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2014">2226.2014</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>2014 will see England finally win the World Cup but no one else participates on account that they're too busy fighting wars against terror.</p> <p> </p> <p>Against each other.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2014&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2014"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2015"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2015"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Sulkpot<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 09:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 09:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2015 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2015">2226.2015</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2011#a2226_2014" target="_self">2226.2014</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 2015: Saif graduates <noemots><span class="emoticon e_wink" title=";)"><span class="e__">;)</span></span></noemots><br /> <br /> HRH Queen Elizabeth II dies. Charles accedes to the throne but the reading of Her Late Majesty's will reveals that she has bequeathed the country to her favourite corgi. Charles declares independence for the Duchy of Cornwall, and rules as Grand Duke on the wave of popularity among the cornish which the move generates.<br /> <br /> The rest of Britain is ruled by first Liberal Democrat PM Lembit Opik, with a genetic clone of Princess Diana as co-regent. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2015&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2015"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2016"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2016"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 10:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2016 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2016">2226.2016</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <becomes president><br /> <br /> <of everything></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2016&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2016"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2017"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2017"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 11:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2017 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2017">2226.2017</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2011#a2226_2016" target="_self">2226.2016</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <assassinates president of everything> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2017&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2017"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2018"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2018"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:31</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2018 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2018">2226.2018</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <Earth is renamed Andy Black in memorial></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2018&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2018"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2019"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2019"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: andy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 19 Jan 2005 11:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">2019 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2019">2226.2019</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2011#a2226_2018" target="_self">2226.2018</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Andy Black is destroyed by a pole-reversing meteorite which hits Yellowstone, causing it to erupt and melt the icecaps, but even that fails to stop the nanobots. A few thousand of the planet's most intelligent and beautiful people, as well as renowned president-assassinator Rendle, escape to Titan to finish building their giant space ark. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2019&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2019"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_2020"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_2020"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: andy<span class="message_time">19 Jan 2005 11:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">2020 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2020">2226.2020</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Titan is renamed Andy Black 2, in memorial.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.2020&return_msg=2226.2011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.2020"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.2021" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>