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Sees a young footballer called Pele come to the fore.</p> <p> </p> <p>Gol!!!</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1958&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1958"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1959"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1959"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">16 Jan 2005 21:27</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Jan 2005 06:18"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1959 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1959">2226.1959</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1958#a2226_1958" target="_self">2226.1958</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Bollocks! Having missed the birth of the very man who will one day crack his ball, 1959 makes up for it a little by opening the Guggenheim Museum and experimenting - unsuccessfully - with delivering mail by missile. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1959&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1959"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1960"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1960"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">17 Jan 2005 06:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 17 Jan 2005 06:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1960 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1960">2226.1960</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1958#a2226_1959" target="_self">2226.1959</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Sorry <span class="e_embarrassed" title=":-$"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_embarrassed" title=":-$"><span class="e__">:-$</span></span></span> </span>.<br /> <br /> In another football related 'date', 1960 sees the dirty Communists actually win something, the European Championship. Well, there were only three other teams competing. Still, Lev Yashin wasn't that bad.<br /> <br /> A certain Berliner became President towards the end of this year. Rumours that he had a splitting headache go unconfirmed.<br /> <br /> Oh and my father dearest was born.<br /> <br /> EDIT: My grandad (God rest his soul) was part of the Iraqi delegation who came to the UK from the (<b>PRE-SADDAM, PRE-BA'ATHIST</b>) government to meet lots of people - like the Mayor of Bristol <span class="e_cheering" title="(cheer)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_cheering" title="(cheer)"><span class="e__">(cheer)</span></span></span> </span>- and see what was the building of Britain's first commercial nuclear power plant in Berkeley, Gloucestershire. Which is scary because before I knew about it, I went there on a school trip.<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 17 Jan 2005 07:22 by SMD</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1960&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1960"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1961"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1961"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time">17 Jan 2005 08:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1961 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1961">2226.1961</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 1961 sees the arrival of me! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1961&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1961"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1962 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1963"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1963"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">18 Jan 2005 08:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1963 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1963">2226.1963</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1958#a2226_1962" target="_self">2226.1962</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Okay, 1963 and the Russians put the first woman into space, whilst the US put the first zip codes on envelopes and makes anything they can think of relating to Cuba illegal. Over in Vietnam, American-supported Diem's policies are proving so popular that monks take to burning themselves alive, but it's okay, because he's assasinated in a military coup shortly after. Not to be outdone, JFK gets himself killed, too, leaving Lyndon B Johnson (who's entire family's initials were LBJ. Including the dog.) to carry forward Kennedy's policies and advisors (like friendly McNamara).</p> <p> </p> <p>Meanwhile, in Britain, the first episode of Doctor Who is shown.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1963&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1963"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1964"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1964"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">18 Jan 2005 08:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jan 2005 08:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1964 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1964">2226.1964</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1958#a2226_1963" target="_self">2226.1963</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 1964, and a British firm sells Cuba 450 buses, whilst saying " <span class="e_giggle" title="(giggle)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_giggle" title="(giggle)"><span class="e__">(giggle)</span></span></span> </span>" at America. There's a second military coup in S. Vietnam, and a different general gets power. Cuba cuts off the water supply to Guantanamo Bay, claiming that the Americans were "being dicks". Italy asks the world if anyone has any bright ideas how to stop the Tower of Piza from falling over. Some American ships sink in the Gulf on Tonkin, as are some North Vietnamese subs; things are slightly hazy as to what really happened, but it doesn't matter - the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, passed a few days later, gives LBJ permission to do what he fancies, in regards to Vietnam. Then he wins the election, so he doesn't feel bound to JFK's policies any more, but, oh, darn, he finds he can't change his position on anything now, without looking like a prat, so he just decides to bomb everything, instead. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1964&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1964"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1965"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1965"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">18 Jan 2005 09:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 18 Jan 2005 09:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1965 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1965">2226.1965</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1958#a2226_1964" target="_self">2226.1964</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>1965 was a boring year. Probably gearing people up. Oh yeah, Singapore gained independence.</p> <p> </p> <p>1965/1966 was the season Liverpool won another league title under Bill Shankly, reaching a UEFA Cup final - losing to Monchengladbach (I think) and started the ball rolling for...</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 18 Jan 2005 10:17 by SMD</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1965&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1965"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1966"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1966"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">18 Jan 2005 09:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1966 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1966">2226.1966</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>The major love in with Russia.</p> <p> </p> <p>Well, Azerbaijan. But who cares. England won the World Cup and the Sun rejoiced.<br /> And would cram it down the throat of pretty much anyone who could speak English for the next 40 years or so.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1966&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1966"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1967"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1967"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time">18 Jan 2005 09:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1967 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1967">2226.1967</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Some ragheads didn't like some other semi ragheads. Bitchslapping ensued and people are still feeling sore.</p> <p> </p> <p>And Concorde was unveiled towards the end of the year. Hurrah.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1967&return_msg=2226.1958" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1967"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1968" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>