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I would hope not because between 1902 and 1907, the same tiger killed 434 people in India. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1902&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1902"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1903"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1903"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: MrTrent<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 14:33</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: MrTrent <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 14:33"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1903 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1903">2226.1903</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1902" target="_self">2226.1902</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You can't help but wonder how much nicer the world would be if tigers ate peanuts instead of people. It's not as if there's a limited number of things they could do with them, as in 1903 some research was started at the Tuskeegee Institute, which eventually yielded over 300 uses for the peanut including cheese, mayonnaise, chili sauce, shampoo, bleach, axle grease, linoleum and ice cream. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1903&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1903"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1904"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1904"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 15:15</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: MrTrent <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 17:49"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1904 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1904">2226.1904</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1903" target="_self">2226.1903</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Versatile though the peanut was justly found to be, it is of little use in a sinking ship. No, in such circumstances, you require that which internationally replaced CQD in 1904; you need SOS. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1904&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1904"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1905"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1905"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 15:20</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 15:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1905 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1905">2226.1905</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1904" target="_self">2226.1904</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Even SOS, however, is inappropriate if you manage to avoid sinking, only to find yourself in the midst of a mutiny, as you would if you were stationed on the Battleship Potemkin 1905. Of course, if you didn't mutiny, your captain would have made you eat the rotten meat, and then everyone would have become violently sick, and you'd have sailed into some unseen rocks, or something. And /then/ you'd need SOS. Or a peanut. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1905&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1905"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1906"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1906"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 15:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 15:29"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1906 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1906">2226.1906</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1905" target="_self">2226.1905</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Of course not even a battleship (even a mutinous Comunist one) could have saved the 'Irish Crown Jewels' from being mysteriously stolen in 1906. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1906&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1906"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1907"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1907"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 15:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 15:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1907 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1907">2226.1907</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1906" target="_self">2226.1906</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Clearly an era for theft, 1907 saw the first and only train robbery in Sweden, and daylight robbery become commonplace the world over, as the first taxis were fitted with meters. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1907&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1907"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1908"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1908"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 16:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 17:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1908 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1908">2226.1908</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1907" target="_self">2226.1907</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Such thefts need to be investigated. If only there were some kind of bureau which dealt with investigations. It wouldn't even have to be federal or anything.</p> <p> </p> <p>How handy! In 1908, the Bureau of Investigation, forerunner of the FBI was founded. And there was much rejoicing (mainly in India, where they'd caught that tiger).</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1908&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1908"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1909"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1909"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: MrTrent<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 17:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 19:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1909 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1909">2226.1909</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1908" target="_self">2226.1908</a></div> <div class="message_body"> It was good that they caught that tiger as the screams of the victims could have made some people deaf. But if people did become deaf, they could always pay a visit to Utah, where the Association of the Deaf was founded in 1909. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1909&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1909"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1910"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1910"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 18:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: MrTrent <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 18:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1910 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1910">2226.1910</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1909" target="_self">2226.1909</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And if they had stayed for a year, they could have joined the newly formed Boy Scouts of America. Too bad about Florence Nightingale - she won't be joining anything any more.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1910&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1910"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1911"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1911"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: MrTrent<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 18:17</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Linn (INDYLS) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 18:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1911 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1911">2226.1911</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1902#a2226_1910" target="_self">2226.1910</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Those Boy Scouts could have had some days out as the first long-distance<br /> auto race in the US was held on May 30 1911 in Indianapolis.</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 13 Jan 2005 19:17 by MRTRENT</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1911&return_msg=2226.1902" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1911"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1912" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>