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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.1892"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1871">1871–1880</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1881">1881–1890</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1891">1891–1900</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1901">1901–1910</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.1892">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_1892_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_1892"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1892"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: dyl<span class="message_time">12 Jan 2005 23:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 09:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1892 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892">2226.1892</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1891">2226.1891</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>The newly discovered element of argon unfortunately proves to be useless for making knives out of.</p> <p> </p> <p>However Edison has just patented the TWO WAY TELEGRAPH! Telephone conversations no longer neccesitate the participants having their speaking and listening devices transported between each others' locations repeatedly.</p> <p> </p> <p>This is going to get a lot more interesting around post number 2006.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1892&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1892"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1893"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1893"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 07:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: dyl <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 11:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1893 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1893">2226.1893</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1892" target="_self">2226.1892</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Razors pain you;<br /> Rivers are damp;<br /> Acids stain you;<br /> And drugs cause cramp.<br /> Guns aren't lawful;<br /> Nooses give;<br /> Gas smells awful;<br /> You might as well live.<br /> <br /> <i>Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)</i> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1893&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1893"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1894"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1894"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 09:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 09:11"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1894 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1894">2226.1894</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1893" target="_self">2226.1893</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Might as well live to see the first bottle of Coca Cola produced, in 1894. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1894&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1894"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1895"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1895"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 09:13</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 09:26"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1895 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1895">2226.1895</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1894" target="_self">2226.1894</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Indeed. In fact, maybe it was discoveries like Coca Cola that Alfred Nobel had in mind in 1895 when he wrote his last will and testament dedicating his estate to the establishment of the Prize which bears his name. Which was lucky because... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1895&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1895"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1896"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1896"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 09:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 09:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1896 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1896">2226.1896</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1895" target="_self">2226.1895</a></div> <div class="message_body"> ...he died in 1896. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1896&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1896"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1897"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1897"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 09:29</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 10:27"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1897 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1897">2226.1897</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1896" target="_self">2226.1896</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Unlike Mark Twain, who, the very next year, is quoted as saying "The report of my death was an exaggeration." </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1897&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1897"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1898"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1898"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 10:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 10:51"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1898 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1898">2226.1898</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1897" target="_self">2226.1897</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Henry Moore, Northern Sculpturer who has an art gallery named after him Leeds, was born in this year on the 30th of July. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1898&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1898"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1899"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1899"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: MrTrent<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 13:58</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 14:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1899 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1899">2226.1899</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1898" target="_self">2226.1898</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Just imagine, after a hard day's sculpting, you'd want to head off down to the pub, have a pint, and listen to the jukebox. Although it would help if you were in San Francisco in 1899, where the first jukebox was located. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1899&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1899"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1900 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1901"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1901"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">13 Jan 2005 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: MrTrent <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Jan 2005 14:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1901 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1901">2226.1901</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1892#a2226_1899" target="_self">2226.1899</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Racoon, my dear. You posted 1900 just before I did, which I'm rather displeased about. I've got a big stick, and i'm going to hit you with.</p> <p> </p> <p>Vice-President Roosevelt would be proud of me, for in 1901, he coined the phrase "speak softly and carry a big stick".</p><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 13 Jan 2005 15:11 by WINGNUTKJ</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1901&return_msg=2226.1892" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1901"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1902" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>