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class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841">2226.1841</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1840">2226.1840</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He will if you cudgel him for a bit. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1841&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1841"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1842"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1842"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 13:38</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 13:58"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1842 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1842">2226.1842</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1837">2226.1837</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Just but. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1842&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1842"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1843"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1843"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 13:40</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1843 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1843">2226.1843</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1841" target="_self">2226.1841</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You bastards, joking over my still-warm body. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1843&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1843"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1844"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1844"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 14:08</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 16:39"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1844 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1844">2226.1844</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1843" target="_self">2226.1843</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 'Joking'?<br /> <br /> <img src="http://moustache-database.freeservers.com/television/crabtree.jpg" /> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1844&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1844"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1845"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1845"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 16:40</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 16:46"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1845 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1845">2226.1845</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1844" target="_self">2226.1844</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="e_cry" title=":'-("><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_cry" title=":'-("><span class="e__">:'-(</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1845&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1845"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1846"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1846"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 16:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 18:33"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1846 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1846">2226.1846</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1845" target="_self">2226.1845</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Yearning for times gone by? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1846&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1846"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1847"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1847"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN)<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 22:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 Dec 2004 04:20"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1847 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1847">2226.1847</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1844" target="_self">2226.1844</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">'Joking'?</div><br /> Is that a veiled suggestion for a forum bukkake-fest over the remains of our in-house whittler? Or is it my mind? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1847&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1847"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1848"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1848"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 22:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 22:51"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1848 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1848">2226.1848</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1847" target="_self">2226.1847</a></div> <div class="message_body"> jOking, not jERking, purlllease, Simon. Spunk does terrible things to my complexion, as Moorlock will attest. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1848&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1848"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1849"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1849"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN)<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 22:52</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 22:55"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1849 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1849">2226.1849</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1848" target="_self">2226.1848</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Aaahh! So I should cancel the plans for a 21 gun salute then? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1849&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1849"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1850"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1850"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 Dec 2004 22:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SimonC (CHAOS SPIN) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Dec 2004 23:07"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1850 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1850">2226.1850</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1841#a2226_1849" target="_self">2226.1849</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And I'll not thank you for that pearl necklace you were planning on giving me for Chrimbo either... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1850&return_msg=2226.1841" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1850"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1851" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>