Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

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</div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804">2226.1804</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1802">2226.1802</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>And like its dad, it hobbles on and on, way beyond either its welcome or its alloted natural lifespan...</p> <p> </p> <p>(but I do have teh secret pride in it, too)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1804&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1804"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1805"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1805"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: truffy<span class="message_time">15 Oct 2004 14:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Oct 2004 14:13"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1805 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1805">2226.1805</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804#a2226_1804" target="_self">2226.1804</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oh come now, this place wouldn't be the same without the two of you! </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1805&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1805"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1806"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1806"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">15 Oct 2004 14:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: truffy <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 15 Oct 2004 14:22"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1806 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1806">2226.1806</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804#a2226_1805" target="_self">2226.1805</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <span class="e_smile" title=":-)"><span class="e__"><span class="emoticon e_smile" title=":-)"><span class="e__">:-)</span></span></span> </span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1806&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1806"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1807 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1808"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1808"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Linn (INDYLS)<span class="message_time"> 4 Nov 2004 18:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mr (M00RL0CK) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 4 Nov 2004 18:44"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1808 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1808">2226.1808</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804#a2226_1807" target="_self">2226.1807</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Couldn't you get some sort of ointment for that?</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1808&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1808"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1809"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1809"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kriv<span class="message_time"> 8 Nov 2004 14:49</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1809 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1809">2226.1809</a></div> <div class="message_body"> What happened to the ball then? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1809&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1809"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1810"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1810"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time"> 8 Nov 2004 15:37</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kriv <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 8 Nov 2004 18:35"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1810 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1810">2226.1810</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804#a2226_1809" target="_self">2226.1809</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Read the thread.... </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1810&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1810"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1811"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1811"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: af (CAER)<span class="message_time"> 9 Nov 2004 19:19</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1811 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1811">2226.1811</a></div> <div class="message_body"> This must continue until the year and the post number converge. I'd make a spreadsheet and derive a graph to estimate when this may happen, but I can't be bothered. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1811&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1811"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1812"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1812"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: SMD<span class="message_time"> 9 Nov 2004 19:26</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1812 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1812">2226.1812</a></div> <div class="message_body"> If Tommy Cooper was alive, he'd have made a cracking joke by now. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1812&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1812"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1813"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1813"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: af (CAER)<span class="message_time"> 9 Nov 2004 19:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: SMD <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 Nov 2004 19:32"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1813 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1813">2226.1813</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1804#a2226_1812" target="_self">2226.1812</a></div> <div class="message_body"> A joke about cracking, or a joke that <em>is</em> cracking. The English language can be very ambiguous if you're not careful. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1813&return_msg=2226.1804" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1813"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1814" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>