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You'd have to travel at least... oh.... 100 miles to get here!<br /> (that's right... you use kilometers..... what would that be...... about 5k?)<br /> And I don't think you want to make that journey.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1592&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1592"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1593"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1593"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: kara<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 12:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 12:21"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1593 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1593">2226.1593</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1590">2226.1590</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Pff. You'll never find us all. We breed like rabbits. But taste less nice in stews, more's the pity.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1593&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1593"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1594"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1594"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 12:22</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 12:34"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1594 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1594">2226.1594</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1592" target="_self">2226.1592</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>I don't think you fully appreciate the hatred for animated GIFs.</p> <p> </p> <p>(And no, we don't use kilometres. We use miles. Fuck Europe.)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1594&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1594"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1595"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1595"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 12:35</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: THERE IS NO GOD BUT (RENDLE) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:36"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1595 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1595">2226.1595</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1594" target="_self">2226.1594</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Miles.... Hmmmmm...... you use inches and feet as well?<div class="edit_text">EDITED: 11 Aug 2004 13:38 by BOHMAN75</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1595&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1595"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1596"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1596"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 12:56</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:01"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1596 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1596">2226.1596</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1591" target="_self">2226.1591</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Steve's ball had cracked and had been repaired long before I got my grubby and slightly inebriated paws on it. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1596&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1596"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1597"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1597"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:03</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1597 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1597">2226.1597</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1596" target="_self">2226.1596</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Good that it could be repaired. Oh the miracles of science. Do you find, because of previous problems, that people handle his balls with more care now? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1597&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1597"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1598"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1598"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 13:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1598 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1598">2226.1598</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1597" target="_self">2226.1597</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Steve still throws them around with a flagrant disregard for his safety. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1598&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1598"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1599"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1599"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: bohman75<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 13:54</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1599 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1599">2226.1599</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1598" target="_self">2226.1598</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Safety is important! Just remember, when you touch Steve's balls, you are touching everyone who's ever touched his balls. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1599&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1599"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1600"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1600"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">11 Aug 2004 14:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: bohman75 <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 11 Aug 2004 14:16"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1600 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1600">2226.1600</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1591#a2226_1599" target="_self">2226.1599</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I've probably touched everyone who's ever touched his balls anyway. And I don't think I've touched any of them whilst sober, which probably explains a lot. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1600&return_msg=2226.1591" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1600"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1601" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>