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</div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515">2226.1515</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1465">2226.1465</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <div class="quotetext"><b>quote: </b><a href="http://www.tehforum.co.uk/forum/messages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1465">30 Apr </a></div><div class="quote">I promise, I promise, I promise to inject a life-affirming picture of my latest half-ball into this thread tomorrow, and invigorate it. </div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1515&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1515"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1516"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1516"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 18:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: JonCooper <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 May 2004 18:50"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1516 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1516">2226.1516</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1515" target="_self">2226.1515</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He is nothing but scum. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1516&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1516"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1517"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1517"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 18:51</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Monsoir (PILOTDAN) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 May 2004 18:53"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1517 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1517">2226.1517</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1516" target="_self">2226.1516</a></div> <div class="message_body"> nah, but I do like his balls and I'd like to see another. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a 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target="_self">2226.1517</a></div> <div class="message_body"> We wait with baited breath. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1518&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1518"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1519"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1519"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 20:42</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: JonCooper <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 May 2004 20:45"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1519 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1519">2226.1519</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1517" target="_self">2226.1517</a></div> <div class="message_body"> &lt;Head hung in shame>&lt;mumbles><br /> <font size="1">Reverend Couteur Balleine, up in the steeple of St. Mary's Chapel, Jersey. He's taken the clapper out of the bell so that drunken campanologists can't ring in Christmas Day in what he regards as an unseemly manner.</font><br /> <br /> Revenge of campanologists currently in progress. <div class="edit_text">EDITED: 25 Jul 2004 18:23 by MANTHORP</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1519&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1519"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1520"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1520"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 20:48</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 May 2004 20:57"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1520 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1520">2226.1520</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1519" target="_self">2226.1519</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>excellent work (again) </p> <p> </p> <p>probally stupid question, but are knots like that one one the bell/stairs a real pain?</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1520&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1520"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1521 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1522"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1522"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 21:16</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: JonCooper <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 May 2004 07:14"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1522 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1522">2226.1522</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1520" target="_self">2226.1520</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>The discolourations don't bother me too much - except when they cut across an important line. There's no predicting them, they're like a mild practical joke played by wood. </p> <p> </p> <p>Proper knots and shakes are a different matter and an irritation. But like hurricanes and diarrhoea, they're a natural and largely unpredictable force of nature, and there's not much to be gained from fretting over them. Hard beeswax can work wonders.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1522&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1522"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1523 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1524"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1524"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">25 May 2004 23:28</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 26 May 2004 08:43"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1524 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1524">2226.1524</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1515#a2226_1523" target="_self">2226.1523</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Off the rails <span class="e_fail" title="(fail)"><span><span class="emoticon e_fail" title="(fail)"><span class="e__">(fail)</span></span></span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1524&return_msg=2226.1515" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1524"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1525" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>