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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.1496"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1471">1471–1480</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1481">1481–1490</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1491">1491–1500</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1501">1501–1510</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.1496">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_1496_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_1496"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1496"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2004 23:24</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 May 2004 23:42"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1496 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496">2226.1496</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1491">2226.1491</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>God! I was there, with your vivid emoticonic storytelling techniques.</p> <p> </p> <p>I can smell the poo, and I'm not sure it's entirely of bovine origin.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1496&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1496"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1497"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1497"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2004 23:44</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 May 2004 23:59"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1497 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1497">2226.1497</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1496" target="_self">2226.1496</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>There was lots of poo. Jodi's dog kept rolling in it. I wish dogs wouldn't do that.</p> <p> </p> <p>Oh shit, I forgot to do the dog.</p> <p> </p> <p><edits></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1497&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1497"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1498"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1498"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2004 23:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 9 May 2004 23:47"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1498 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1498">2226.1498</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1497" target="_self">2226.1497</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Booooo. It wont let me do the dog.</p> <p> </p> <p>Works fine in preview but goes all borky when I post it <span class="e_sad" title=":("><span><span class="emoticon e_sad" title=":("><span class="e__">:(</span></span></span></span></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1498&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1498"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1499"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1499"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: steve<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2004 23:47</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1499 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1499">2226.1499</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1497" target="_self">2226.1497</a></div> <div class="message_body"> He's gone back to do the dog <span class="e_horror" title=":&"><span><span class="emoticon e_horror" title=":&"><span class="e__">:&</span></span></span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1499&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1499"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1500"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1500"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time"> 9 May 2004 23:59</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1500 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1500">2226.1500</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1499" target="_self">2226.1499</a></div> <div class="message_body"> 1500 <span class="e_shades" title="B-)"><span><span class="emoticon e_shades" title="B-)"><span class="e__">B-)</span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span><br /> <span class="e_pig" title="(pig)"><span><span class="emoticon e_pig" title="(pig)"><span class="e__">(pig)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span><span class="emoticon e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span class="e__">(bunny)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span><span class="emoticon e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span class="e__">(bunny)</span></span></span></span><br /> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_octopus" title="(octopus)"><span><span class="emoticon e_octopus" title="(octopus)"><span class="e__">(octopus)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span><br /> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_pig" title="(pig)"><span><span class="emoticon e_pig" title="(pig)"><span class="e__">(pig)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span><span class="emoticon e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span class="e__">(squirrel)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span><span class="emoticon e_bunny" title="(bunny)"><span class="e__">(bunny)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_dog" title="(&)"><span>(&)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span><span class="emoticon e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span class="e__">(squirrel)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span><br /> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_otter" title="(otter)"><span><span class="emoticon e_otter" title="(otter)"><span class="e__">(otter)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span><br /> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_pig" title="(pig)"><span><span class="emoticon e_pig" title="(pig)"><span class="e__">(pig)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_cat" title="(@)"><span>(@)</span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_duck" title="(duck)"><span><span class="emoticon e_duck" title="(duck)"><span class="e__">(duck)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span><span class="emoticon e_squirrel" title="(squirrel)"><span class="e__">(squirrel)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_pig" title="(pig)"><span><span class="emoticon e_pig" title="(pig)"><span class="e__">(pig)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_pig" title="(pig)"><span><span class="emoticon e_pig" title="(pig)"><span class="e__">(pig)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_cow" title="(cow)"><span><span class="emoticon e_cow" title="(cow)"><span class="e__">(cow)</span></span></span></span> <span class="e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span><span class="emoticon e_monkey" title="(monkey)"><span class="e__">(monkey)</span></span></span></span><div class="edit_text">EDITED: 10 May 2004 01:14 by BOUGHTONP</div> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1500&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1500"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1501"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1501"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">10 May 2004 00:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 May 2004 00:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1501 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1501">2226.1501</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1500" target="_self">2226.1500</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You could have least drawn a farm in emoticons or something Peter you knob fingered fool. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1501&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1501"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1502"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1502"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">10 May 2004 00:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 May 2004 00:04"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1502 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1502">2226.1502</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1497" target="_self">2226.1497</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Against all my advice, May continues to eat cow & sometimes, sheep, poo. Dogs are gross. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1502&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1502"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1503"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1503"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time">10 May 2004 00:09</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 May 2004 00:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1503 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1503">2226.1503</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1501" target="_self">2226.1501</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Better? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1503&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1503"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1504"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1504"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Mouse<span class="message_time">10 May 2004 00:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Peter (BOUGHTONP) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 May 2004 00:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1504 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1504">2226.1504</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1503" target="_self">2226.1503</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Sort of.</p> <p> </p> <p>There weren't many Octopussys up on Rombalds Moor's farms though.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1504&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1504"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1505"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1505"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time">10 May 2004 00:14</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Mouse <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 10 May 2004 00:15"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1505 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1505">2226.1505</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1496#a2226_1504" target="_self">2226.1504</a></div> <div class="message_body"> And there aren't many in this farm - he's all alone! <span class="e_cry" title=":'("><span><span class="emoticon e_cry" title=":'("><span class="e__">:'(</span></span></span></span> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1505&return_msg=2226.1496" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1505"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1506" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>