I hardly pay any attention to my own appearance, why would I want to fuss over someone else's? :P
Paed grooming you 'tard :P
Is that what you call yourselves?
Only when the police find out.
If he reads goes through the whole thread, replying as he goes, I'm going to cry.
Nein. I realized that the thread was too long to venture down. Rest, young Jedi.
Aye. A bit of a bugger, it was. Maybe one day I'll completely recarve it. But not for some time.
Latest bollock for your delectation. Finished with trembling hands, hungover rotten, this morning.