Cracked my ball - Teh Forum

<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.1057"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1031">1031–1040</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1041">1041–1050</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1051">1051–1060</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1061">1061–1070</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.1057">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_1057_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_1057"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1057"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: jessica<span class="message_time">22 Sep 2003 17:53</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Sep 2003 17:54"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1057 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057">2226.1057</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1056">2226.1056</a></div> <div class="message_body"> You suck cock. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1057&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1057"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1058 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1059"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1059"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Sep 2003 18:00</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: jessica <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Sep 2003 18:05"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1059 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1059">2226.1059</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1053">2226.1053</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>In the early stages people kept on posting into it to make me revisit my pain at the cracking of my ball. I think it's a sort of secret 1,000,000 thread. </p> <p> </p> <p>Now I've articulated that publicly it will immediately die...</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1059&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1059"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1060 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1061"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1061"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: jessica<span class="message_time">22 Sep 2003 18:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Sep 2003 18:06"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1061 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1061">2226.1061</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1059" target="_self">2226.1059</a></div> <div class="message_body"> I'm cold. Bah. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1061&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1061"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1062"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1062"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Manthorp<span class="message_time">22 Sep 2003 18:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: jessica <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 22 Sep 2003 22:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1062 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1062">2226.1062</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1061" target="_self">2226.1061</a></div> <div class="message_body"> With a bit of luck and a following wind I will shortly post pix of my latest (touch wood) uncracked ball to warm your cockles. All over dragons and things it is. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1062&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1062"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1063"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1063"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Darren<span class="message_time">27 Sep 2003 01:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Manthorp <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Sep 2003 08:19"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1063 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1063">2226.1063</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1062" target="_self">2226.1062</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>So, how's yer balls?</p> <p> </p> <p>(Darren's law: If enough posters post enough posts in a thread the thread will eventually get back on topic)</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1063&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1063"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1064"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1064"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">27 Sep 2003 17:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Darren <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 28 Sep 2003 00:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1064 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1064">2226.1064</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1063" target="_self">2226.1063</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Rowan's Law: Off-topicness of a thread doubles every 18 months.</p> <p> </p> <p>I don't think it's really going to be a hit, tbh.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1064&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1064"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1065"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1065"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">27 Sep 2003 17:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Sep 2003 17:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1065 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1065">2226.1065</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1064" target="_self">2226.1064</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Hmmm. I'm torn - do I want to spam, and suffer any consequences (such as people saying, "Hey, you smell" and the such), just to get the post after this? </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1065&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1065"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1066"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1066"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Rowan<span class="message_time">27 Sep 2003 17:12</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Rowan <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 27 Sep 2003 17:12"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1066 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1066">2226.1066</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1057#a2226_1065" target="_self">2226.1065</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <p>Yes. Yes, it would appear I do.</p> <p> </p> <p>Racoon, in answer to your earlier question: Me.</p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1066&return_msg=2226.1057" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1066"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div></div> <div class="message_page_footer"> <ul> <li class="right_col"><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="DEFAULT" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="2226.1067" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="keep_reading" value="Keep reading…" class="button" /></form></li> </ul> </div> </div> </body>