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<body> <div id="header"> <span class="left"> <span class="back"><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT"><span class="image mobile_back" title="Back"></span></a></span> <span class="image mobile_logo" title="Beehive Forum Logo"></span> </span> <ul> <li> <a class="reply_all" href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.0&return_msg=2226.1011"> <span class="image mobile_reply_all"></span><span class="text">Reply to All</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="navigation" href="#"> <span class="image mobile_navigation"></span><span class="text">Show messages</span> </a> </li> <li> <a class="main" href="#"><span class="image mobile_menu" title="Menu"></span> </a> </li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu main"> <ul> <li><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Messages</a></li> <li><a href="lpm.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Inbox</a></li> <li><a href="lsearch.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Search</a></li> <li><a href="llogon.php?webtag=DEFAULT">Login</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="menu navigation"><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1">1–10</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.991">991–1000</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1001">1001–1010</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011">1011–1020</a><a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1021">1021–1030</a>…<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.2571">2571–2579</a></div> <div id="page_content"> <h3 class="thread_title"><a href="index.php?webtag=DEFAULT&amp;msg=2226.1011">Cracked my ball</a> </h3> <div id="messages" data-navigation="2226_1011_2579_10"> <a name="a2226_1011"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1011"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time">12 Aug 2003 13:05</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ALL<span class="message_count">1011 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011">2226.1011</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1010">2226.1010</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Not wanting to read through 1000+ posts, WTF is this thread about. <br /> <br /> One sentence only please, using only one syllable words, not including "the", "and", "it", "i", "a" or "bum". <br /> <br /> Maybe this should be renamed the 1 Million Thread? <br /> <br /> JOE </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1011&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1011"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1012"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1012"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ)<span class="message_time">12 Aug 2003 13:06</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Aug 2003 13:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1012 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1012">2226.1012</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1011" target="_self">2226.1011</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Read the thread!! It's not like the million thread at all, it's a thread about how Steve Manthorp cracked his ball and masterfully repaired it. Nothing more, nothing less. Except when young Racoon gets excited. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1012&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1012"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1013"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1013"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Peter (BOUGHTONP)<span class="message_time">12 Aug 2003 13:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Aug 2003 13:10"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1013 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1013">2226.1013</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1011" target="_self">2226.1011</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Thread 'bout balls, got made dead, then Greg was dull. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1013&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1013"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1014"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1014"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Queeg 500 (JESUSONEEZ)<span class="message_time">12 Aug 2003 13:11</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Kenny J (WINGNUTKJ) <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 12 Aug 2003 13:17"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1014 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1014">2226.1014</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1012" target="_self">2226.1012</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Right... <br /> <br /> <sets aside a week>. <br /> <br /> Kudos for not using the word "bum". <br /> <br /> JOE </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1014&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1014"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1015 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1016"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1016"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: Monsoir (PILOTDAN)<span class="message_time">12 Aug 2003 23:32</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 13 Aug 2003 11:41"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1016 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1016">2226.1016</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1015" target="_self">2226.1015</a></div> <div class="message_body"> <remembers Racoon as the innocent little chappy from [N]PCFF> <br /> <br /> <span class="emoticon e_grin" title=":D"><span class="e__">:D</span></span></div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a 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<div class="message_body"> Greg you killed this thread, you ginger tosser.</div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1017&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1017"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><div class="message"> Message 2226.1018 was deleted</div> <a name="a2226_1019"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1019"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: ANT_THOMAS<span class="message_time">25 Aug 2003 15:07</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: Racoon <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Aug 2003 15:28"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1019 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1019">2226.1019</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1018" target="_self">2226.1018</a></div> <div class="message_body"> Oy, this isn't an exam table. </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1019&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1019"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> </div> </div> </div><a name="a2226_1020"></a><div class="message" id="message_2226_1020"> <div class="message_header"> <div class="message_from"> From: JonCooper<span class="message_time">25 Aug 2003 15:21</span> <div class="clearer"></div> </div><div class="message_to">To: ANT_THOMAS <span><span class="image post_read" title="Read: 25 Aug 2003 15:25"></span></span> <span class="message_count">1020 of 2579</span><div class="clearer"></div> </div> </div> <div class="message_links"> <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1020">2226.1020</a> In reply to <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=DEFAULT&msg=2226.1011#a2226_1019" target="_self">2226.1019</a></div> <div class="message_body"> nah, /this/ is an exam table ~<p> <img src="http://www.dailyillini.com/sep01/sep07/images/news_story01.jpg" /></p><p></p> </div> <div class="message_footer"> <div class="message_footer_links"><a href="lpost.php?webtag=DEFAULT&reply_to=2226.1020&return_msg=2226.1011" class="reply"><span class="image post"></span>Reply</a></div> <div class="message_vote_form" data-msg="2226.1020"> <span class="rating">0/0</span> <span class="image vote vote_down vote_down_off" title="Vote Down"></span> <span class="image vote vote_up vote_up_off" title="Vote Up"></span> 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