Don't be stupid. Paedophilia isn't a crime: sex with a minor is a crime.
And misconstruing Sulkpot's pithy sentence fragments is going to be criminalised under the Pete Boughton Is A Spaz Bill.
WTF? What other organisation runs around charging alleged criminals? Is it the Pete Boughton Civil War Re-enactment Society?
"I charge thee with paedophilia - verily, and also with being a bad king!" "Off with his head!"
Uh, the media?
Unless I've been living in a parallel world for the last few years?